OK, so this isn't technically a meal. My special salt water gargle is an anti-sore throat formula. Gargle with it for several hours of relief. As proof you can survive, check out this movie. (30MB, Quicktime).

Mystified by how long to cook the spaghetti? With my recipe, you won't need to worry about it!

Here, I combine rice, shrimp, peas, and coconut to make a faux elegant dish. In reality, this is a very flexible dish. As long as you combine rice with any ingredient, you can rightfully call it Rice and Stuff.