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Simple Spaghetti
Mystified by how long to cook the spaghetti? With my recipe, you won't need to worry about it!
Ingredients
1 canChef Boyardee Spaghetti and Meatballs
1 tspOregano
1 tbspParmesan cheese

1. Turn on a stove to low heat.

2. Open the can of Chef Boyardee and pour the spaghetti into a pot.

3. Put the pot on the stove to heat the spaghetti. Stir occasionally for even heating. (BONUS TIP: Don't put your hand on the stove. It's hot!)

4. Pour the oregano and cheese on the spaghetti.

5. If anyone asks you if you used Chef Boyardee to make the dinner, say "Of course not! Chef Boyardee doesn't have oregano and Parmesan cheese in it!"

6. If anyone asks if you used Chef Boyardee, reply "Of course not! Chef Boyardee doesn't have oregano and Parmesan cheese in it!"